How To Be Perfectly Miserable

If your goal is to be miserable most of the time, the following ten actions will help you reach a state of misery in record time.

  1. Think about yourself. Talk about yourself. Drop “I” as much as possible into every conversation.
  2. Pay close attention to what people think and say about you.
  3. Expect to be appreciated.
  4. Cultivate suspicion, jealousy, and envy.
  5. Be sensitive to slights. Never forgive a criticism.
  6. Trust nobody but yourself.
  7. Insist upon special consideration.
  8. Demand that everyone agree with your views and opinions on everything.
  9. Shirk your duties and responsibilities if you can.
  10. Do as little as possible for other people.

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